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Writer Ryan Schultheis
May 03, 2023
GA. This is The Present, we’re like fortune cookies - some only take a few seconds to consume, but we slap so hard.
Here’s your friendly reminder for your Wednesday to take a deep breath in through the nose and out your mouth. Do that a few times and claim the conscience victory for the day.
"It is a tale Told by an idiot,
full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."
-Some guy named will#Shakespeare#macbeth#wordsofwisdom#Newsthepresent#Momentum2023
— The Present (@NewsThePresent)
5:43 PM • May 1, 2023
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