🎁 Hump Day! 🐫

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Let’s do Wednesday.

- Now after you’ve calmed down and changed your pants ‘cause of how excited you are that it’s Wednesday already

-Deep breath!

-And now drop the rest of the bullsh!t

-Serf : What you got there, m'lord?

-Peter Griffin: Nothing! Back to your turnips!”

"Hump Day!"

-prob not Mike anymore

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