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GM. This is The Present, the Lightsaber of being “In the Moment.” We only deliver at the speed of light, and we can melt your heart in an instant if you let us! ❤️‍🔥 

And now that you’ve eaten enough Star Wars cereal to choke a Wookie! 🐻 

Take a deep breath using as much of “The Force” as you can. (make sure your midi-chlorian count are in the norm to btw)

And if you happen to exist in this day in age that hasn’t seen Star Wars at all well….

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If you can!

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