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Did you think you wouldn’t get got on a Tuesday?! Well, think again! But in all seriousness take that deep breath and smell them roses! You never know what’s around the next corner.
Those of you who haven’t yet attempted to open a paper-mâché donkey may want to cross that off your bucket list today, as it’s National Piñata Day!
Life’s a party! Whack that piñata and enjoy all the goodies that fall out!
So wish someone a Happy Bday! (It’ll be a delightful confusion especially if it’s not today 😂😂)
Happy Birthday old man!
Career here! You forgot to pick me up from school again!
Here's #ThePresent, your present, whatever.
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— The Present (@NewsThePresent)
5:26 PM • Apr 18, 2023
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