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GA. This is The Present, We’re like that friend that makes you put a dollar in the douchebag jar every you get a little uppity. We’ve got your back 👍️
It’s a doozie of a Monday everybody
Take that deep breath in as if your life depended on it
(take a pause)
Now take another deep breath in as if your sanity depended on it
(take one more pause)
Relax and enjoy
Plus, I think your dog just farted
so really waft it in! 🐕️ 💨
Start remembering all the shows you need to watch here in a few months! All that time “training” for what show to watch 📺️ has come to this moment!
And all you out there with little gray matter going on! Here’s one to read 👇️ before you compile that “Show list” of yours 😅
(You can try, the button👆️ went on strike too!)
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