🎁 Why so serious? 👀

GA. This is The Present, the Admiral Ackbar of newsletters. Each trap issue is better than the last.

Happy Monday! Let's hit it:

- Take your daily conscience breath and remember that life is the way it is. So don’t fight it, go with the flow 🌊

I know we’ve all been a little too familiar with hoaxes as of lately. But I will be transparent in that I hoaxed all of you into coming here. To tell you, what? That it’s nothing but a trap. 🤣 But I’m going to make it an entertaining trap so you don’t feel so bad. All humane people admit that they're Jokers. That this life, nothing but a game. (hopefully a fun one)

“That article title again: Man gets more hole than he barggined for in the bedroom!” ☝️ ☝️ 😆 

"Everything will be just fine, if you just keep moving."

-rocks

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