🎁Ship happens🚢

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Writer Ryan Schultheis
June 02, 2023

GA. This is The Present, we’re that newsletter that throws you a graduation party with catered pizza and a bouncy castle! 🏰 

Arn’t we just the best?!

How you doin’? Got any plans this weekend?

Here we go:

In through the nose

Take a breath and give it a once over

And calmly exhale out the mouth

Look out, it's lighthouse season. The government is offering 10 fixer-uppers

As part of an annual effort, the General Services Administration is offloading six lighthouses this year to eligible groups that promise to maintain them. The rest will be auctioned off to the public.

www.npr.org/2023/05/28/1178618474/historic-lighthouses-auction-gsa-new-england#:~:text=Ten%20lighthouses%20across%20the%20U.S.,and%20guiding%20them%20to%20safety.

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Classic Shift

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