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๐ŸŽ We'll be there in 10 mins or less! ๐Ÿ’จ

-โ“๏ธ"To pineapple or not to?" ๐Ÿ

GA. This is The Present, the quasi-daily newsletter that brings you as close to โ€œin the momentโ€ as that first bite of a steaming hot pizza! โ™จ๏ธ๐Ÿ•

  • Now with that same focus that you had just imagined that slice of pizza and how the flavors lit up your tastebuds

  • Apply this to find a new realization. This could be a nice โ€˜ol scratch on your coffee mug or maybe studying someoneโ€™s reaction while talking

  • Take a conscience breath for today and remember what you realized

  • Go with that

Weโ€™re serious about anything pizza foody lovers here! ๐Ÿ˜‹ So leave a comment telling us what your favorite pizza topping is! ๐Ÿ• 

 

(But please use your napkin first! The grease is so hard to get out of the keyboard)

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